THE NOODLE STORY!
Once upon a time there was nothing. Then there was something. After a long time of there being somthing, that something made lots of little somethings. From those little somethings spawned even more smaller somethings, untill eventually I came along. So what? Well, The Noodle is directly taken from the Fabulous works of J.V. (i dare not try to spell his name in fear of upsetting the gods) such as Johny the Homicidal Maniac, Squee, and of course, Happy Noodle Boy. Fear not the wrath of the Noodle, for if you allie it, it can help you cream those others who mock the Noodle. Now you know the story, so leave.